If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get ...... 12 years
hard labor in an isolated prison.....
If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get..... Detained
indefinitely......
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get ...... shot......
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get ......
jailed.....
If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get ...... kidnapped and
may be never heard of - again....
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get ...... branded as
a spy and your fate sealed.....
If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get..... Thrown into a
political prison to rot.....
If you cross the British border illegally, you get ...... arrested,
prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your
sentence.....
Now....
If you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you
get......
1. A ration card
2. A passport (even more than one - if you please!)
3. A driver's license
4. A voter identity card
5. Credit cards
6. A Hajj subsidy
7. Job reservation
8. Special privileges for minorities
9. Government housing on subsidized rent
10. Loan to buy a house
11. Free education
12. Free health care
13. A lobbyist in New Delhi, with a bunch of media morons and a bigger
bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause
14. The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about
in your own country!
15. And of-course ..... Voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who
will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your
votes!!!
